You can pretend the Mandarin fish are sharks and the look is full of the manliness... and... the mesh line makes your package look huuge.... • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner • Elastic waistband with drawcord • Mesh pockets • Small inside pocket for valuables • UPF 50+ Disclaimer: if your package doesn't look huuge, that's on you, not me